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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Language Translators Hired by Congress

By Carlos Arnade

America’s Political Sector Is Increasingly Bilingual The United Nation (UN) employs over one hundred language translators –which, on any given day, convert UN floor discussion into 16 languages and sends the resulting message, or denunciation, into the earphones of delegates … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 3rd Place winner of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Stars and Stripes Mojo

By Pete Ballard

As Richard drove, he passed I-74 and saw a sign announcing it was 112 miles to Indianapolis, Indiana. He thought about what he always thought about when he saw a sign for Indiana: Puerto Rico. He felt, as the United States bumbled through its third century of existence, several … [Read more...]

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August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 4th place winner of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Pudd’s Revenge On Jesus

By Kerry Bishop

I really wish you would turn this nonsense down. It’s time for my nap and you’re sitting here in your muumuu, watching the little Jesus people on the T.V. Let me in here. Stop hogging the chair. Let me in. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Let me in. I know you feel my paw. Okay, I’ll let a … [Read more...]

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August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

TV Snobs

By Beverly Petravicius

TV was invented because we were tired of talking to each other and needed something else to do. Some of you, though, kept trying to have intellectual discussions about politics and the arts while we’re watching “Dancing with the Stars.” Despite your oddity, we’ve tried not to … [Read more...]

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August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Driver: None (How Physics Saved My Life)

By Phyl Bean

I had no idea that that sunny Tuesday might have been my last. My car had stalled in the middle of a busy intersection in my small town. I should have just accepted the kindness of Knight in Shining Armor, who offered to push my car out of the road while I sat and steered. … [Read more...]

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