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(If you're time-traveling, can you still be late?) Once upon a time, if you were shopping for weird stuff, you turned to the newspaper and magazine classifieds. But things have changed. Now, you can buy just about anything on the internet. Even yourself. Back in "the day," … [Read more...]
(The effects of salad dressing on the last 20,000 years) In case you haven't heard, you're not you anymore. Nobody is who they were anymore, because after 23,000 years of just sitting around aligning all over the place, all the Zodiac stars have moved. This is the type of … [Read more...]
The last time we peeked inside the refrigerator the light was off and a coup de food was underway. The cheese, yogurt, and luncheon meat on the third shelf were conspiring to take over the top shelf, where Moo Milk, OJ and a silent Angus Beef enjoyed a prime piece of real … [Read more...]
As I watched her walk by our table I said to my husband, “Get a look at her outfit. It looks like an artist palette blew up on it. I wonder what she was thinking when she bought it.” “Probably the same thing you thought when you bought it,” he replied and popped a french fry in … [Read more...]
Young Americans Not Keeping Up With the Competition. The Baby boom generation continues to demonstrate that it has not lost its ability to kick up a protest and make its critics as mad as a fox in a newsroom. Last month thousands of gray-haired members of the … [Read more...]