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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

The Abominable Condiment

By Ryan Ferris

I loathe condiments. All of them. Yep, even ketchup. Why? Partly because they’re repulsive. But mainly because they’re just plain wrong—psychologically wrong, environmentally wrong, even biblically wrong… Question: After Jesus busted out all those loaves and fishes to feed the … [Read more...]

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February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

New Breakthrough: Anti-Scientists Discover The Existence Of Matter

By Carlos Arnade

One month after Geneva based scientists announced new empirical evidence for the existence of antimatter, a group of American anti-scientists claim they had discovered the existence of matter. The anti-science group, comprising a poet, an unemployed high-school dropout, and … [Read more...]

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February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Pavlov’s Dogs Never Smelled So Good

By Burton Cole,

I, for one, think 13-year-old candle maker Hart Main aced his rite of passage into manhood. I also think his brilliant contributions will be craftily distorted to unleash upon us guys a plague of modern-day Pavlov’s dogs proportions. More on that later. It began when Hart’s … [Read more...]

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February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Swan or Ram’s Behind -– Getting to the End of the Matter

By Burton Cole,

Science has some good news for all us Ugly Ducklings – the bottom line is that we’re not as far from perfection as we may think. Beautiful Swans may be lithe, slim and ballet graceful, but it turns out it’s the ones with the big butts that survive. The Wildfowl and Wetlands … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

I Wish This Essay Was Worth a Billion Dollars

By Pete Lopez

My personal stance is that wishing, hoping or sacrificing a live chicken is irrelevant to swaying an outcome in any favor. I am no different than anyone else as I’m prone to praying for things to turn my way but channeling willpower towards a desired result is useless. Back when … [Read more...]

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