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By the time our youngest son Jared reached the dreaded adolescent stage, I was an old pro. I’d already weathered his older brother and sister, Jason and Jennifer, going through it, and social services had only knocked on our door half-a-dozen times. I was all set. There was only … [Read more...]
A group of Republican Senators from the Finance and Ways and Means committee recently took three days of recess in order to evaluate the White House stimulus package, the housing package, and the bank bailout programs. After dissecting the new spending initiatives and combining … [Read more...]
If my interstellar sightseeing has taught me anything it’s this: do yourself a favour and never visit the wacko planet called Earth. You can tell that Earthlings are deranged idiots by the way they label their products. For example, tubes of hair gel proudly state that they … [Read more...]
Sitting next to her boyfriend, my daughter is silent. There is no need to speak. No need to verbally communicate. No need for the physical. No need to interact or feel the humanness of another person’s company. Yet, this is considered to be a date. He with his cell phone, she … [Read more...]
A couple of months ago, I made the decision to lose weight and get in shape. I don’t know what I was thinking; I clearly had a momentary lapse of reason, but I’ve been going to the gym since then and it has been an interesting experience. So much to see and hear and learn about … [Read more...]