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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Dear Human Resources Representative

By Ann I.

I need to schedule another HR consultation. The situation grows increasingly dire with each passing day. I’m referring to inappropriate language, touching, and even nudity. I’m referring to blatant insubordination, and untenable working conditions. As per your earlier … [Read more...]

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April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

The Golden Years…Indeed!

By Maryann Bertoli

Doesn’t “golden years” seem like a stretch of the imagination? The “rusty years” might be more appropriate. Like the tin man in the Wizard of Oz, I feel like every joint in my body needs a lube job. As I age, various parts of my body are taking a turn visiting the doctor. With … [Read more...]

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April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Bughumbah?

By Tripp Champion

If you've been out shopping for holiday decorations to maybe hang a small wreath on your door or decorate a few shrubs in front of your house with multi-colored lights, yet found the shelves empty, it is because my neighbor, Tony, has them all. Sorry, no Christmas for you this … [Read more...]

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April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Joy Of Shirt Shopping Lost On Audio Guy

By Burton Cole,

The joy of shopping is lost on old shirts guys. Through no fault of my own, I possess two new dress shirts. And a nice pair of slacks. Like most self-improvement plans, responsibility fell to lovely new bride. It started pleasantly enough. One of the gift cards we received for … [Read more...]

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June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

The Liddy Memos – A Kindle Excerpt – Part 2

By Sharon Riley

As AIG sells its buildings and divisions to pay back Uncle Sam, a recently laid-off employee, who claims to have only received half of his million dollar bonus, is raising funds by publishing the internal memos of soon-to-be-former CEO Edward Liddy. The following is a Kindle … [Read more...]

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