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PHILPOTT DIETARY CLINIC Dr. Philip Philpott, MD, Director PROTOCOL: Philpott’s Experimental Diet Plan CASE STUDY NO. 1: Subject: R. S. Gender: Female Age: 35 Height: 5’2” Weight: 192 lbs. Prior Medical History: History is unremarkable except for morbid obesity. (See … [Read more...]
Remember seeing the Wizard of Oz as a kid? Boy, some scenes seemed so scary back then. Isn’t it funny how at different times and ages in your life you see different things in a movie? Let's explore: Scene: Aunt Em’s house flies up into the tornado heading for Oz 5 Year Old … [Read more...]
The phone rang— I made an em-dash for it. A man was on the line. He said he had colon problems. I told him I was an editor, not a proctologist. He said that was swell, and he'd be right over. He showed up at the office with a preposition for me. I said, is that a pen in your … [Read more...]
Title: Scientific Analysis of Trajectories and Aerodynamics of Stuffed Toys as Hurled by Recumbent Passenger Seat Apparatus in Mini-Van. Authors: Dad (Supervisor, Range Safety Officer), Kid #1 (male) (Launch Control Officer), Kid #2 (female) (Projectile Loader/Chief … [Read more...]
Our economy is in bad shape and we're leaving the tab open for our future generation to pick up. Congress is spending its way out of a recession by writing I.O.U.’s to China and simultaneously writing U.O.Me’s to a bunch of insolvent embryos in the fetal position needing to take … [Read more...]