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News from the Future... May 5, 2029 – Sales of broadband-connected refrigerators fell 25% in the first quarter, while purchases of standard refrigerator models increased for the first time in a decade, a new report shows. The findings are part of a study commissioned by the … [Read more...]
(Note: The “Boyfriend” mentioned in the following essay may or may not be myself. In addition, the “Girlfriend” mentioned may or may not be my actual girlfriend who wishes to remain anonymous. There! Happy, honey?) Valentine’s Day is next week and I need to think of a gift for … [Read more...]
I just do not understand grocery stores. When I read the sign “Express Lane: ten items or less,” I was under the impression that this was a lane for people in a hurry. I was clearly mistaken. This is a lane for people who cannot count. It seemed simple enough—ten items or less. … [Read more...]
I recently went to my dermatologist to have a suspicious red spot on my stomach checked out. Of course, to see my dermatologist I had to have called for an appointment about twenty-five years ago, so I ended up seeing the Physician Assistant. Whenever I see a Physician Assistant … [Read more...]
It happens to all guys, and it will happen to you. Heck, it HAS happened to you. You’re strolling down the street hand in hand with your beloved, when suddenly her grip stiffens, her speech becomes staccato, and then five minutes later, when your mind is on something else, she … [Read more...]