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Dear Professor: I have a recurring nightmare in which I’m a letter of the alphabet – a “B” - but I struggle to walk and it’s leaving me morose and grouchy. It’s nauseating watching that “O” having all the fun, rolling around without a care in the world and boasting, ad nauseam, … [Read more...]
So what the fudge packets is up with all this swine flu stuff these days? I mean, it’s pretty scary, I’ll admit. Turning into a PIG!?!?!? That’s sure not something I want to put on my job resume. I mean we’re in an economic recession and I hear all of this hubbub on the TV … [Read more...]
There are three nice things about my home town of Boise: #1) A beautiful river runs through it to the delight of fishermen in the spring, rafters in the summer, and gangsters needing to dump bodies in the dark of night. I'm kidding, of course, since the closest thing our town has … [Read more...]
I recently returned from a two month trip to Central America, where I was fortunate enough to study Spanish and experience the customs in Guatemala, Belize, Honduras and Nicaragua. It was an amazing experience, and even though I ran into a few situations that my trusted Lonely … [Read more...]
Biology -- the mere fact that I am related to my daughter -- made me a grandfather. It was when my 13-day-old grandson baptized me down the front of my shirt and I wore it like a badge of honor that I knew I had become a grandpa. Grandpa Cole. Wow. It is a concept a young guy … [Read more...]