Last night, during a local town meeting, John Tuscon, a member of the audience, mysteriously exploded. Other than shock, temporary loss of hearing, and multiple laundry bills, there were fortunately no other apparent casualties or injuries. “It was incredible,” noted one … [Read more...]

Real life experiences every female boomer can (or will) relate to. DAY ONE: 5:30 AM and finally he’s out of bed and getting ready for work. That leaves me the entire bed for sprawling! Now that I’ve spent the night listening to him snore, maybe my nightly Tylenol PM & Nyquil … [Read more...]

Weathermen are the most self-important bozos to ever gaze upon a teleprompter. They stand in front of a camera, and spend an eternal four minutes telling us it’s dark, as though I can’t see that it’s pitch black outside my window, or that it also happens to be 10:20 p.m.! I’m … [Read more...]

If any of you find a small town that bears your last name, I highly encourage that you make plans to visit. A family snapshot under the welcome sign makes a great photo Christmas card. Several years ago, we found out about Peebles, a small town in southern Ohio. We had heard … [Read more...]

Trying to distinguish which was the worst year in my twenty-five is a tough process. There was the year my father died of cancer. The next year when my mom moved us across the country. Or the year in college when my family went bankrupt. It all pretty much sucked; however, in my … [Read more...]