I used to work with a bunch of guys who made ugly sport of throwing people under the bus. Every article of clothing in my meager collection has a huge pair of tire tracks crisscrossing the fabric. I would also tell you that my face has a pair of tracks showing, but that’s just my … [Read more...]

When I think of the phrase, "coming of age," I've decided it fits where I am right now. Sixty. Yes, I am 60. In my opinion, I am "coming of age" and my so-called Tween years are between "responsible, contributing to society" adult and "wise old woman." You know what I mean. The … [Read more...]

This is an uncertain time. America has just elected a new president. Some people are worried about what the future will hold. Fear not, for I have just discovered that I have the ability to tell what exactly will happen 5-10 years from now. I must share this gift. *Barack Obama … [Read more...]

My back ached - especially in the morning. “Replace your old mattress,” advises friend Judith. “And what about those dust mites everyone’s discussing at the gym?” she adds. “You’re right” I exclaim, accidentally poking myself in the eye trying to get at a sudden itch. “And I'm … [Read more...]

(Author's last name withheld by request.) In the beginning, God decided he was lonely and wanted a friend capable of carrying on an intelligent conversation. He created man and he introduced himself as Adam and they got along famously. Soon, though, God saw that this guy had … [Read more...]