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PHILPOTT DIETARY CLINIC Dr. Philip Philpott, MD, Director PROTOCOL: Philpott’s Experimental Diet Plan CASE STUDY NO. 1: Subject: R. S. Gender: Female Age: 35 Height: 5’2” Weight: 192 lbs. Prior Medical History: History is unremarkable except for morbid obesity. (See … [Read more...]
I looked at our recent record-breaking snow day from two views. The first featured the pristine forest our house overlooks — well, pristine if you focused on the unpolluted whiteness now covering the ugly winter-naked trees. Pristine because the wind-blown garbage that always … [Read more...]
This month, a new U.S. Citizenship test goes into effect that includes 100 new questions covering American government, American civics, and American history. (Given the general level of civic education in the U.S., it's surprising the project hasn't been outsourced to … [Read more...]
[When a wife and mother of two in the prime of her life makes the shocking discovery that she is descended from Methodist werewolves, she seeks a mythical device that will help hide her gruesomeness from her family and the world at large.] So I'm driving the other day with the … [Read more...]
YOUR INBOX FROM: Me TO: Long list of names that you don’t know, much less care about. SUBJECT: IMPORTANT. THESE ARE REAL TIPS THAT WILL SAVE YOU FROM LOSING ALL YOUR MONEY. SOME MAY SAVE LIVES! YOU WILL THANK ME. PROBABLY PROFUSELY. These are really important. Pass them on to … [Read more...]