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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

He’s Got The Personality Of A Spider

By Burton Cole,

I am Spider-Man. Personalitywise, anyway. I've never climbed any walls, but mom used to tell me I was driving her up one. I'm not sure if that counts, being the power behind wall-crawling power, but my newfound insight into myself explains a lot. As the new year begins, I've … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

One Finger Short Of Greatness

By Burton Cole,

Once again, it’s not your fault. According to researchers at the University of Cambridge in England, the length of a man’s ring finger may predict his success as a financial trader. See, you can’t help it that you’re lousy with money. Biology did you in. That ring-to-index … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

To The Woman On Her Cell Phone In The Chinese Restaurant

By Lisa Kern

Yesterday was a lucky day for me because I had the good fortune to be seated next to you in the Chinese restaurant where I'd met a friend for lunch. It’s evident to me that you are quite popular because your cell phone rang repeatedly the entire time that we were there. I'm glad … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Oliver’s Date

By Jimmy Key

The Date: It happened unexpectedly. Oliver was talking with a group of his classmates about the last lecture when a girl said she needed some help. "Would you help me understand what I just heard?" She asked with a smile. Now Oliver wasn't sure, but that smile seemed to mean a … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

All In A Twitter

By Sue Anna Langenberg

I was among friends the other night when someone brought up the new tech term “twitter.” I took aspirin from my purse, held my jam-packed head in my hand and asked with faint brainwaves, “what on earth is that?” Not another high-tech something-or-other, I thought, and was … [Read more...]

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