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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

When A Balloon Is A Cell Tower

By Daniel McGinley

Sometimes I fly a balloon. One day someone is going to get upset and tell me to go fly a kite, and I will calmly proclaim that I often fly a balloon. The purpose of these four-foot round helium vessels is to mark the spot for a proposed cell tower, located with a surveyor’s map … [Read more...]

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August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

You, Too, Can Be A Hitman

By Avant Point Guard

Here, at our highly respected institute of higher education (with the emphasis on high), you too can become a Hitman, or Hitwoman, just by sending in your application to the Household Institute of Technology. Some of our courses: 1.When you wear a stop smoking patch, is it … [Read more...]

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August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Love Me Tender… Or Just Plain Cooked-to-Death!

By Pam S.

If there’s one topic that bores and irritates me enough to want to viciously hurl dried out and grizzled breasts (not mine… the chicken’s) against the wall… it’s “COOKING.” Again, I’m the odd-woman out who can’t find a remedy for the “I Gotta Cook Again Blues.” Okay, eating out … [Read more...]

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August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Georgian Elevators

By Brian Tolentino

American elevators are generally civil and benign constructions of machinery. They don’t try to kill you; they try to help you. They are generally spacious; lack strange, mysterious goop dripping on the walls; are not cluttered with trash wrappers and beer bottles; and they don’t … [Read more...]

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October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Office Clown

By Joe Cappello

I work for this company, a typical nine to five office, complete with the usual cast of employee characters. It has a culture all of its own reflected in stories that are passed down from the older employees to the younger ones. In fact, it’s fun to watch the old timers … [Read more...]

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