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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Competitive Tranquility

By Lucia Duff

There is no easy way to break this to you: competitive yoga exists. I’ve told you, and I’m sorry about that. Feel free to clutch your head and stagger around the living room. “Competitive, yo, no, please make it stop!” This all came to my attention when I saw an elaborate and … [Read more...]

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April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

“I’m Either Away From My Desk, On The Other Line, Or…”

By Joel Habush

Or what? You want me to think that you’re either too busy or too important to answer your phone? You think if you don’t answer, I’ll be forced to solve the problem on my own, without your being on record of being involved in a decision that could be the wrong one, and then it … [Read more...]

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April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Throwing Tantrums

By Patricia McNamee-Rosenberg

I thought my years in the social work and counseling field had prepared me to handle our teenage sons. But after weeks of asking our two boys to remember to perform difficult tasks, such as flushing the toilet and picking up clothes, I am sad to report I have stooped to the level … [Read more...]

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April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

A Hidden Gem

By Tom Oatmeal

The restaurant itself bears no formal numeric address. It sits snugly against the back wall of a weathered brick building leased to a tattoo parlor. I was fortunate to stumble upon it quite by accident, but for those of you who don't have time for a scavenger hunt, your best bet … [Read more...]

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April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

All The Plants I’ve Killed

By Linda Marie Dugger

I have a confession to make. I am a serial killer of plants. Not intentionally, of course, but any plant that ever came to live in my home eventually died. The only reason I would ever need topsoil, would be to bury a plant and put a little “Rest in Peace” sign on top. As a … [Read more...]

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