I’ve been sensitive lately about gender stereotypes. Why is “soccer mom” the preferred term? Why is it assumed that moms should have that loathsome duty? Of course, I might never have thought about it if I hadn’t become a “derby dad” this year. Our six-year-old Cub Scout – let’s … [Read more...]

Why are we even discussing gay marriages? It's obvious that a gay marriage can’t be right. I've been an accomplice in friends' marriages and I was cast in a starring role in my own nuptials, and know this for sure: Surviving a wedding is not a gay time at all. You can strive for … [Read more...]

I’ve tried to understand. Really, I have. But honestly, shopping is NOT a competitive sport. If it was, I’m certain it would be an event in the Olympic Games this summer in Beijing. Every so often I get stuck with a shopping enthusiast determined to hook me on the thrill of the … [Read more...]

The last time I flew in an airplane, Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp were good friends. Times have changed. Airline regulations are designed to keep us safe. The guy who manufactures three-ounce bottles and quart-sized clear plastic bags recently purchased his own island. … [Read more...]