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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Song Of The South

By Matt Foley

I love the south and all its' charms; fantastic weather, scenic beauty and most importantly, if you can subdue it, southerners will fry it and eat it! Strange...whenever I'm reminded of the south, a familiar song plays in my head. I'm sure you know it too... "I wish I was in a … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

A Trip To The Vet

By Jennifer Graham

I like to think of myself as a caring yet realistic pet owner. All dogs and cats- in fact, anything bigger than a loaf of bread and covered with hair (save Dad's toupee)- receive routine veterinary exams, along with the necessary vaccinations, to keep them alive for a reasonable … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

The Cure For Fatal Carpeting

By Sue Anna Langenberg

You can hate carpeting for only so many years. After that, it becomes a dangerous assault against your physical and mental health. It took me 17 years for the disease to become a raging Level IV diagnosis. When I first moved into the house, my reaction to the carpeting was in … [Read more...]

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February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the winner of our February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Save The Redhead

By Patricia McNamee

Redheads are going extinct. Scientists predict that by the year 2100, redheads, of whom I am one, will be kaput. Gone. The gene for red hair is carried by only 4 percent of the world’s population. You do not have to be a "red" to carry the gene. With bi-hair-color mating, (red … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

The Wild Side

By David Spector

My flaw, my only flaw, is the flaw of not being perfect. While I’m unsure how this flaw affects the lives of others, it has surely been a thorn to my proverbial side (and my other one). As a child I would gaze into the stars and dream of being a scientist, or if not that at least … [Read more...]

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