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Growing up, my life was dictated by coupons. If there wasn't a coupon for it, Mom didn't buy it. Mom spent a good portion of her family budgeting time clipping ads from the newspaper. We knew not to wander too closely to her at the time those scissors were snapping. Otherwise, … [Read more...]
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except my poor, ol’ spouse. My stockings were hung in the bathroom with care, ‘Cause he’ll turn on the water and not see them there. The children were nestled in their own homesteads, While … [Read more...]
In our Florida senior retirement community where the average age is coma, the highlight event of the year is the Super Senior Men's golf tournament, for players 75 yrs. or older. This Fall the men went at it for two days and finally whittled down to two gents, Herbert, 76 yrs., … [Read more...]
I expected to find the dating service in a back alley. Instead, the crisp, uncluttered offices nestled inside a gleaming business tower. But those two nagging questions remained: WHAT am I doing here, and how do I log it on my expense report? It started a few days earlier as I … [Read more...]
We have yet to discover the cure for the common cold -- but that doesn't stop us from spouting off enough home remedies to make the sufferer truly sick. I'd barely started coughing a couple days ago when friends started insisting I drink tea laced with honey, suck zinc, rub … [Read more...]