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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Get A Grip

By Lesley Marijke McCandless

Okay so yesterday my world simply fell apart leaving me a bundle of raw nerves, something like might happen if injected with about ten shots of pure adrenalin. My husband had slipped into a mini depression and I slipped right along with him. Soon I was in the pits of despair, no … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Holiday Miracle

By Rich R.

I like holiday music, but it hasn’t always been that way. I grew up attending a parochial school, a very strict, oppressive and frightening parochial school. I believe this is where I developed my bad association with holiday music. Being a pursuer of truth and freedom, I … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

How I Became A V.I.P.

By Liz Stuart

This may sound unusual, but I've been pondering my "state of being" lately. After hearing my office-mate describe another office-mate as a NAP (a person who has a Non-Anxious Presence), I began wondering if I had the serene, comfortable, calming presence that she described. The … [Read more...]

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December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 1st Place winner of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

The Man’s Guide To Buying A Couch

By David J.

Apparently our couch has reached its maximum saturation point and can no longer absorb liquids and semi-soluble food particles. The stains now have stains, and the cat has been known to spend hours licking the cushions. And the other day when our son sat down and stuck like glue, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Man Purse

By George Waters

A man-purse. Right there in the supermarket, the guy was carrying a man-purse. He excused himself to move my cart, so he could reach the rice cakes. Rice cakes! Man-purse! Rice cakes! I wanted to shake him by the shoulders and say "What did they DO to you, man? Dude – a … [Read more...]

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