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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Hot Dogs and Ice Cream

By Ken Bobrosky

When I was a child I loved to go to a baseball game. Indulging in a hot dog and an ice cream cone was always the highlight. Today, that childhood delight has become a nightmare. After waiting patiently in the concession line for fifteen minutes, it was finally my turn to … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Wanted: Someone To Fill Ice Trays

By Burton Cole,

My wife and I were shopping at a local grocery store recently, when our teenage daughter called us on her cell phone, asking us to purchase a feminine product for her. My wife knew the type and brand she preferred, but this particular style apparently was out of stock. Having … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Teeth Like God’s Shoeshine

By Dr. Zanzibar E. Fleece (a.k.a. Ryan Glaser)

The uber-coveted job interview that would buoy your means above the poverty line proceeded swimmingly until you flashed that "blue chip" grin with more color varietals than a Pollock canvas or the checkout line at Aldi. Decades of bottomless espressos, R.J. Reynolds patronage, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Just Desserts For The Finicky Eater

By Sue Anna Langenberg

I was having a pleasant Sunday breakfast recently with my daughter and new son-in-law at a local restaurant. We had just returned from the buffet table with our plates full of all the pretty colors of breakfast choices. What a delightful morning, I thought, to enjoy an outing … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

TXT Message

By Carol MacAllister

I Kn txt. Kn U? Even though I’m past the modern girl age, I know the current skill of text messaging on my cell phone. Actually, I’ve been texting for the past 50 years. Everyone thinks my plastic brain has learned a new task, but little do they know that the deep ruts of … [Read more...]

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