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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Letter to a Very Rich Dog

By Brian Thompson

Dear Leona Helmsley’s Dog, First off, let me just send my condolences and tell you how sorry I am for your loss. This must be very tough on you. Maybe as tough as when your mother was sent off to the federal pen for tax evasion. Things got tough then, and we all read about how … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Double-Timed

By Christopher Yeager

I just celebrated---if that’s the word--- my forty-fourth birthday. The guy with the scythe left early, but I still feel like I’ve blocked the plate in baseball with my head. And it has nothing to do with the refreshments. Double-digit birthdays (DDBs) hit harder than others, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

If Only I Could Remember What I Forgot

By Burton Cole,

For years, I have feared that one day I will develop Alzheimer’s disease and nobody will notice. According to the latest research, I’m right. Goal-driven, conscientious achievers are less prone to contracting Alzheimer’s disease, according to a study just published in Archives … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Grocery Shopping, Feminine Hygiene and My Daughter

By Len Di Gregorio

My wife and I were shopping at a local grocery store recently, when our teenage daughter called us on her cell phone, asking us to purchase a feminine product for her. My wife knew the type and brand she preferred, but this particular style apparently was out of stock. Having … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Spagmaphobics Unite

By Laurie Fabrizio

With the onset of online shopping, I have fallen victim to the ease of Holiday ordering right from my computer. I confess I have become the “Queen of Free Shipping” and the “Master of Promo Codes”. The UPS man and I have formed a coffee klatch. This is not the lazy way to shop; … [Read more...]

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