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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

I Sold My Soul To The Warehouse Store

By Gigi Harrell

Pick your poison, Sam's, BJ's, or Costco, they are all the same. They sucker you in with milk at $2.99/gallon and the next thing you know you’ve bought so much stuff that you have to strap your kid to the roof just to fit everything in the car. For my family, it has been a slow … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Hiker’s Mirage

By Seth Holland

During a long distance hike the body begins to crave certain things. The obvious longings are hot showers, soft beds and fast food. However one of the more understated desires is the need for human contact. Hikers with significant others can resolve these wants with a phone call … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

The Long Ride To Empty Nest University

By Patty Kimerer

You’re motoring along through life and then Boom! A blue pair of Hanes underpants knocks you right on your bloomers. Oh, right, an explanation. It all started this past autumn when my friend Lynne took her daughter to Kent State University to get her settled into college and my … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Patriots Apocalypse Now

By Daniel McGinley

I’ve been involved with the NFL for several years now, but I’ll never forget that fateful night I was brought to New York for an important “business dinner”. Bob Smith* was seated there with several other player’s agents, and no wives were present. There was a strange little … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

No, You’re Stupid

By Yvonne Minassian

Sure plenty of people told me they'd grow fast, but they also told me my GE 'fridge would become a classic. Well, in the case of the kids, they did grow fast and I expect any day now to see them on 'Fugitive Watch' for holding up a convience store. No, really, they're still too … [Read more...]

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