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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

The Last Holdout

By Marji Yablon

Can you conceive of a civilization where no one is ever considered unreachable? Oh. Right. Forgot. Apparently, I’m the only person now residing on Planet Earth who intends never, ever to hear her purse ring while she’s interviewing, say, the Dalai Lama. No doubt His Holiness … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Rule #752: Never Laugh Out Loud When Your Child Does Something You Don’t Want To Happen Again

By Cameron Castle

Today was finally a hot summer August day, which we here in Seattle have been yearning for. I was changing Carter’s diaper after his very long and probably heat induced, afternoon nap. A fun game for Carter when I change his diaper is for him to touch any emblem that might be on … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Tails of Courage

By Cy Creed

Though several of my friends have cats, not one of them has actually ever purchased one. You don’t need to. They just show up. Like dandruff. And like dandruff, when they disappear, it’s not a very noticeable absence. Not like, say, your garage is missing or even your vacuum … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Home Is Where The Fart Is

By Windy Lynn Harris

When my alarm clock beeps I whack it with my hand and wait for my dog. She walks from her cozy canine blanket at the foot of my bed to join me on my pillow. I make our morning snuggle time quick and leap out of bed before she can dole out “morning thunder”, that predictable first … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

We Are Not Amused

By Anita Lanning

Recently, my Muse decided to go on strike. Alarmed at my dearth of words, the ones as a writer I rely upon, I do some checking and sure enough--there's my Muse, picketing the corpus callosum, that creative center of my brain. "So what's the deal?" I ask my Muse. "Why are you … [Read more...]

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