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I weighed myself yesterday. I'm not sure if I was feeling lucky, or brave. One thing's for sure, nothing wakes you up quicker than stepping on the scale. Not even coffee. I have a measly 9 lbs. to lose and I am obsessed with losing these monuments to my overindulgence. This is … [Read more...]
1) Call the "will do odd jobs" guy whose number you found on the bulletin board at the supermarket. Offer him twenty bucks. He'll know what to do. 2) Turn up the Republican National Convention really loud on the television. (This won't stop the dogs, but it will give you a new … [Read more...]
“Do these pants make my hips look wide?” I asked my husband as I stared horrified into the mirror. “Define what you mean by ‘wide,’ ” he said. “Wide!” I repeated. “Do my hips look wide?” “Uh, uh, uh . . . ,” he stammered. “OK,” I explained. “If you say they are the width of … [Read more...]
A multitude of Yule feasts are on the front burner and I will thank you very much NOT to sneak healthy stuff into my stuffing. I am concerned about this because of the popularity of Jessica Seinfeld’s cookbook “Deceptively Delicious.” First, let me point out that she is the wife … [Read more...]
Twice last week, sets of friends visited my home for the first time. In both cases, they fooled me completely. They knocked on the front door. I was waiting at the back door, where friends are expected. “I didn’t know you had a front door,” another friend remarked when I told … [Read more...]