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1. People Grunting and making various obnoxious noises -- Yes I see that you are holding sixty pound weights in your hands. Yes that is quite impressive that you can curl that much weight. No you are not allowed to scream and moan like a group of oxen being mutilated. I don’t … [Read more...]
It was a simple plan that got complicated quickly. I was road-tripping with my family up north to Escanaba, MI to purchase a new vehicle. After three hours on the road, we took a pit-stop in a small Wisconsin town. While everyone was loading back into the suburban, I announced I … [Read more...]
It was the same outfit John Travolta wore on the 1977 Saturday Night Fever album. At $50, the white, wide-lapel suitcoat, the black rayon shirt, and tight white trousers were a steal. But I am not one to part with money on impulse. Am I bold? Yes. Decisive? A neighborhood garage … [Read more...]
My boys eagerly anticipate the holiday season. While some people might attribute their excitement to the return of Santa and piles of gifts, they would be sorely mistaken. My boys count the days until the return of The Whacker. Their keen longing reaches a fever pitch the moment … [Read more...]
According to Regina Brett of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, there are 1,010,649 words in the English language. Why is it then, when just one word, or perhaps a few well-chosen words, will do, the language is a desert, a barren plain? The apt phrase proves to be a mirage. The hoped … [Read more...]