Listener: Nothing like some music on the way to work! {Turns car radio on} Bob: Gooooooooood morning everybody! Welcome to the 96.5 Wakeup Show with Bob and Kelly!! Today we’ll have contests, trivia, call-ins, promotions, and...something else I’m forgetting right now. Hold on, … [Read more...]

It was no surprise to me when I heard Christmas music playing in Target on November 5th, since the retail Christmas season seems to begin earlier each year. My initial impulse was to scream out to anybody that would listen that it is NOT, in fact, beginning to look a lot like … [Read more...]

Dearest ::::__ It’s been quite a year for the Looney clan. Roger lost his job at the Diatomaceous Earth Institute due to a pervasive soil glut and an over-extended janitorial bonus budget, but after forty-eight weeks of unemployment, he still can’t find gainful employment in the … [Read more...]

(Full-contact shopping, American style) Last weekend, I went to a hockey game and a Black Friday sale broke out. Ah, Christmas. That magical time of year when we exchange gifts, visit family and friends, and blast defenseless toy store shoppers in the face with pepper … [Read more...]

RESULTS OF RACES NOW IN LATEST FROM DERBY DOWNS Hopeless Junction; by Betsy Uppington The Derby Downs Race Track here in Hopeless Junction was the scene of this year’s Hopeless Fifty MCRS race. Each year the Motor Cart Racing Society descends upon the town of Hopeless for its … [Read more...]