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There once was a turkey named Larry who lived in a small wood next to a hunting shack. The shack was owned by an exceptionally bad hunter named Earl. For ten years Earl had been trying to shoot Larry to eat him for Thanksgiving dinner. Instead, for the last ten Thanksgivings, … [Read more...]
In a moment of momma weakness, I agreed to take The Daughters to the local water park. It’s not that I don’t enjoy the water park, it’s that I don’t always enjoy the other people who GO to the waterpark. There are kids there and they are peeing in the pools and splashing and I … [Read more...]
As men get older, say older than 50, and certainly older than 60, peeing can, more and more, become a case of less and less. This is not to say that 60 is old. It’s just that when you’re 60, or 64 say, anything less than 64 is by definition, younger, and consequently 64 is by … [Read more...]
"Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.” -- David Ogden Stiers "Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten, but someone might have to make do on the couch." -- Jeff Brown Jeff Who? I slept on the couch last night. Now, before you go jumping to any … [Read more...]
I am sitting here waiting for God to speak to me. He hasn't yet, and I'm not sure why. I mean, I'm here every day, listening for his voice in my head, or on the phone, maybe. I even cast a hopeful glance at my e-mail now and then in case that's how God reaches people nowadays. … [Read more...]