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As White House officials searched for carbon neutral transport to the Copenhagen Global Warming summit, Miami Police announced that 14 horticultural crops had escaped from their glass-enclosed greenhouse nurseries and are rapidly spreading across the landscapes of the earth. … [Read more...]
While vacationing in Las Vegas recently, my husband was admitted to the hospital for acute pancreatitis. He was almost readmitted to a local hospital for a heart attack when he received the bill in the mail. The following is a telephone conversation that took place regarding that … [Read more...]
Editor's Note: Some readers, perhaps those with a military connection, may at first glance feel this entry is inappropriate or offensive. Please note, however, that it is satire, a deliberately provocative writing style that highlights the ridiculous by being even more … [Read more...]
Another Earth Day has come and gone. Remember the throngs of humanity, gathering in common purpose? The hopeful determination? The global community, joining hand in hand, casting aside all petty differences to collectively embrace a loving agenda to improve all of mankind? Yeah, … [Read more...]
Cast of Characters: Joe Miller: 44, used to have a programming job for a mid-sized software company. His job went to China, now he works at Starbucks Scene: Joe’s kitchen. He enters and turns on a small TV to listen to the news while eating breakfast CNN Headline News: A bill … [Read more...]