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One of the many dilemmas facing parents these days pertains to meal choices, and their consequences. For example, I avoid granola and bark mulch-based breakfast cereals because they produce in me enormous volumes of gas, which I’m sure you’re delighted to know. My children, … [Read more...]
As general manager of the Leaning Pines Home for Aging Rock Stars, I take great pride in keeping the lines of communication open with you all. It is yet another reason why we are the preferred assisted living destination among the aging rock star population. To that end, I will … [Read more...]
Once again, the arrival of the holidays finds me sorting mail with trepidation, painfully anticipating those seasonal letters from family and friends. You know the ones straight from the “Norman Rockwell” family. Sometimes they are so sickeningly sweet they should come with their … [Read more...]
Thanksgiving is leftovers, Christmas looms, and here in the middle, I see the shadows of shopping circling around me like vultures in gift wrap. Guys like me dread this time of year. Why? Because we hate full-contact sports for which we don’t understand the rules. Football, I … [Read more...]
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Roulette Airlines -– where we believe you have a 1 in 36 chance of arriving safely at your destination. Our mission is to eliminate the boredom of airline travel and make flying fun! Our low cost airline also believes in eliminating the … [Read more...]