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New age stuff sells. I know because I've bought most of it. For me a "yes," "no," or "try again later" answer to major life decisions isn’t enough. To discover my cosmic life purpose I had my natal chart progressed and past life regressed. Turns out I was either Vlad the … [Read more...]
When I was in labor with our son, my husband turned to me, gently wiped the damp strands of hair out of my eyes and asked, “Is this really better than being at the dentist?” “Yes,” I gasped before the pain took my breath, and voice, away. In case it isn’t obvious, I hate going … [Read more...]
The difference is not an easily memorable phone number or a simple address, but the length of our names. Say, for the sake of argument, that there is a person named Tim Fu. Tim’s name would have a grand total of five letters, giving him a significant advantage in life over … [Read more...]
People stare at my wife dumbfounded when she tells them I’m the chef in the relationship. Upon hearing such astonishing, gender-defying news, they all say the same thing: “Who are you and why do you keep following me around the mall?” The fact is, though, that men who cook are … [Read more...]
The kids all want to go to Disneyland, but I don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, it’s not like we don’t ever go anywhere fun. Don’t they remember Laundryland? “Mom, this is BORING.” “Hey, now I just paid EIGHT quarters for you to view the wash through a front loading … [Read more...]