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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Have You Met My Cousin, Feng Shui?

By Mary Ketarkus-Brown

New age stuff sells. I know because I've bought most of it. For me a "yes," "no," or "try again later" answer to major life decisions isn’t enough. To discover my cosmic life purpose I had my natal chart progressed and past life regressed. Turns out I was either Vlad the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Go To The Dentist? I’d Rather Have A Baby!

By Cindy Dwyer

When I was in labor with our son, my husband turned to me, gently wiped the damp strands of hair out of my eyes and asked, “Is this really better than being at the dentist?” “Yes,” I gasped before the pain took my breath, and voice, away. In case it isn’t obvious, I hate going … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

While Your Life Is Good… I Have A Nice Long Name

By David Andrukonis

The difference is not an easily memorable phone number or a simple address, but the length of our names. Say, for the sake of argument, that there is a person named Tim Fu. Tim’s name would have a grand total of five letters, giving him a significant advantage in life over … [Read more...]

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June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 3rd Place winner of our June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Men Who Cook and Other Fairy Tales

By Gregg Podolski

People stare at my wife dumbfounded when she tells them I’m the chef in the relationship. Upon hearing such astonishing, gender-defying news, they all say the same thing: “Who are you and why do you keep following me around the mall?” The fact is, though, that men who cook are … [Read more...]

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June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Summer Vacation Fun

By Lisa Barker

The kids all want to go to Disneyland, but I don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, it’s not like we don’t ever go anywhere fun. Don’t they remember Laundryland? “Mom, this is BORING.” “Hey, now I just paid EIGHT quarters for you to view the wash through a front loading … [Read more...]

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