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June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Scientists Close to Proving that Humans Mated with Neanderthals

By Carlos Arnade

For years scientists have debated whether humans and Neanderthals had mated. Scientists agree that Neanderthals, a primitive, thick boned cousin of modern humans who went extinct 30 thousand years ago, inhabited a vast range of territory across Europe and Asia. Excavation of key … [Read more...]

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June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Environmental Fear: As State Parks Shut Down, Public Land May Revert to Wilderness

By Carlos Arnade

The recent state budget crisis has forced 9 Governors to close 32 state parks and 24 wilderness areas. Across the country alarmed environmentalists are warning that if state parks and wilderness areas remain closed, they could be overrun by wild animals and uncontrolled … [Read more...]

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June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 1st Place winner of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Origami Hullabaloo

By Christopher Hivner

A few years ago I took a class in specialized origami. This wasn’t making birds or butterflies out of construction paper, our paper was sized by the hectare. It took 17 people to fold our life-size alien spacecraft and various rudimentary vegetables. The class was started by Mr. … [Read more...]

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June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Proust vs. the Lion

By Vincent Stoia

Adam and Brian stood side by side in the Bronx Zoo, watching the lion’s tail swish back and forth. Adam looked at the black sky. He’d come to the most crucial part of his argument, and he didn’t want to screw it up. “Look at that lion. He’s behind bars. It’s a … [Read more...]

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June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 4th place winner of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Couple Therapy

By David Crawford

Our kids were out of the house on sleepovers, so my wife and I did what any other normal, healthy couple would do under such circumstances. We went for a nice dinner, a beautiful stroll along the beach, and then we went home and enjoyed some wild, unprotected swearing. You can … [Read more...]

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