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The smell from the turkey and stuffing should have immediately sent the three of us into a euphoric state. Any normal family would have picked up their plates and started eating Thanksgiving dinner. Instead, my brother, David, and I stood in the kitchen next to the glorious … [Read more...]
My lady and I take off from work, and we’re one happy pair— Pimping our truck for the county fair. She wears extra large running shorts ’cause the elastic waist Lets her belly spread with all she tastes. Her bleached hair’s sprayed and standing tall; she sports a tight tank … [Read more...]
Spiders! I hate spiders. I wasn’t born with a natural fear and loathing, but experience has taught me that you don’t want to get within hopping distance of one. Don’t try to tell me that spiders don’t hop. With a magnifying glass you would be able to see the anticipation in all … [Read more...]
It was a beautiful, quiet Midwestern spring afternoon. The windows were open and the intoxicating scent of lilacs filled the house. I sat down with a turkey sandwich, tall glass of blackberry iced tea and the weekly small town newspaper. As I settled in, Dogzilla jumps on the … [Read more...]
Something is awry around here. I believe my household slipped through a wormhole and the rules of the cosmic universe are no longer in effect. In other words, my life is spinning out of control and reality’s gone right along with it. Something’s fishy with the toothbrushes. My … [Read more...]