At the risk of sounding like a dental hygienic goober, I have to admit that unless there’s an 8 oz. chunk of sirloin caught between my teeth, I’m not likely to floss this week. Those of you who floss daily are delivering a well deserved, “ewww.” The rest of us are saying, “Yeah. … [Read more...]

Buying a bathing suit is sort of like buying a car. It’s exciting, depressing and tiring. And like any purchase, you have to test drive 200 different kinds to find the one you love. Women look for a lot of the same features in swim apparel that they do in their rides. We want … [Read more...]

Being a minister and a nurse has afforded me the opportunity to be around a lot of small talk regarding the Almighty. Usually people just whisper their displeasure. Some folks I run into are denying the existence of a mighty powerful figure aka G -O –D. The Jews write it G-D, as … [Read more...]

I've been studying America's pesky divorce rate for half an hour now and I believe I've made an important discovery. As a concerned citizen, then, it's my patriotic duty to share this landmark finding immediately because the government is obviously suppressing the information. … [Read more...]

I am not quite 50, yet am constantly informed that I am almost “over the hill” as the greeting card industry takes great pleasure in reminding me. My television is bombarded with AARP and incontinence ads, while Alex Trebek is trying to sell me more life insurance. I am … [Read more...]