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Sitting next to her boyfriend, my daughter is silent. There is no need to speak. No need to verbally communicate. No need for the physical. No need to interact or feel the humanness of another person’s company. Yet, this is considered to be a date. He with his cell phone, she … [Read more...]
“Impossible,” you’ll say. “It can’t be done.” Well that’s why I’m Bernie Madoff and you’re not. You probably think that my being aged 71 with a sentence of 150 years equals ol’ Bernie never getting out of the hole. I, on the other hand, simply see it as swindling death. I pulled … [Read more...]
For a humor writer I sure cry an awful lot. Ever since I gave birth to my first son, my eyes have been little brown geysers just waiting to blow. I don’t even have to know you to be moved to tears by you. Just show me some neighborhood children walking to school with their … [Read more...]
Recently, news has hit our country warning us of a new flu virus. The virus is called H1N1 or the swine flu. The term, swine flu, originates from the fact that the genes in this virus are very similar to influenza viruses found in pigs in North America. Sadly, many pigs who … [Read more...]
The George and Jeanne lifestyle centers around eating, sleeping and watching TV. As we reclined on the sofa, our protruding stomachs made great book holders. In retrospect, this was not good. We decided to create our own diet plan without consulting any so-called experts. George … [Read more...]