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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Philpott Dietary Clinic

By Jerrel Swingle

PHILPOTT DIETARY CLINIC Dr. Philip Philpott, MD, Director PROTOCOL: Philpott’s Experimental Diet Plan CASE STUDY NO. 1: Subject: R. S. Gender: Female Age: 35 Height: 5’2” Weight: 192 lbs. Prior Medical History: History is unremarkable except for morbid obesity. (See … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

1995

By Dustin Brady

1995 was the year I fell in love. I was nine. It wasn’t like that third grade crush I had on Hannah Gnizak, and it for sure wasn’t that weird knees-shaking-stomach-turning-to-jelly thing that people always talk about. It was more like always being happy. And not just any … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Not The Microwave!

By Peggy Brister

My sweet son has had a fascination with the toilet for ever so long, when anything in the house went missing, the commode was the first place we looked. In its watery recesses we discovered such items as the cordless phone, the television remote, my darling daughter’s hairbrush … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Gifted

By Becky Cardwell

I am gifted. According to the highly regarded, extremely technical test I completed online (in record time, I might add), my intelligence quotient measures 132 points. 132 points! That is 32 points higher than the average adult, and a measly 7 points below Mensa qualification. … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Help! I’m Surrounded By Barbie Dolls!

By Jeanne Kraus

OK, I admit it. Like a ripe cheese or a really fine wine, I have aged. My teaching career has spanned over 30 years and is still going strong. But even though I love education and the children I’m influencing, I feel like a dinosaur. My veteran comrades have retired, enjoying … [Read more...]

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