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When you move to a new place, one of the first things you have to do is meet and make friends with the neighbors. This can be a tricky process but there are a few things you can do to make it go smoothly. For starters, you can knock on their door and ask whoever answers if they … [Read more...]
Whether you call them in-laws or out-laws, it is always a struggle to fit in with your new family. I had been married five short months when my mother-in-law, Janelle, invited me to Chicago with her and her two sisters. It was a “sister trip,” and I was invited. How exciting! … [Read more...]
By the time our youngest son Jared reached the dreaded adolescent stage, I was an old pro. I’d already weathered his older brother and sister, Jason and Jennifer, going through it, and social services had only knocked on our door half-a-dozen times. I was all set. There was only … [Read more...]
A group of Republican Senators from the Finance and Ways and Means committee recently took three days of recess in order to evaluate the White House stimulus package, the housing package, and the bank bailout programs. After dissecting the new spending initiatives and combining … [Read more...]
If my interstellar sightseeing has taught me anything it’s this: do yourself a favour and never visit the wacko planet called Earth. You can tell that Earthlings are deranged idiots by the way they label their products. For example, tubes of hair gel proudly state that they … [Read more...]