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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Yellow Jackets, Tight Pants

By Mary Tompsett

Uh-oh. A black-and-yellow fuzzball the size of a winged guinea pig is straddling my sandwich. Whew! It’s a bumble bee, not a wasp. In the bug world, bees are the football linemen, intimidating yet mild-mannered, usually history majors. But the wasp families, including hornets and … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Teed Off

By John Brazell

I was standing on number one tee last Monday excited and glad to be there. It was not unusual as like any golfer worth his four-letter word vocabulary, this was going to be my new best round. On or about the fourth hole I was wondering why I was there, which also is not unusual, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Farm Kids, Barns and Ropes

By James Butler

I spent my first ten years of life on a small quarter section family dairy farm in Eaton County, Michigan with a sister two years younger. Being a kid on a farm is one great adventure after another but things can get a bit out of hand when the parents are not around. One summer … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Hey, Learn Some Manners, Jerk!

By Burton Cole,

How rude! Of all the offensive surveys to be conducted, this one claims that Americans are inconsiderate jerks. Yeah, well, you can just take that and ... Oops. That would be too rude to say. But the crummy survey deserves it. In a telephone poll conducted this year by the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Squat Toilets Are Not Meant For Women Over 50

By Dodie Cross

As many 50-something women find, their lower internal organs begin to drop, droop, sag, bag and demand attention, and do not ignore the familiar signs of urgency and/or wet knickers. A few days after arriving in Bangkok, Thailand, while shopping at Robinson’s Department Store, I … [Read more...]

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