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I had to say goodbye to an old friend today. Even though she died a couple of weeks ago, she wasn’t put to rest until now. So as she was towed away to Volvo heaven, where she will always be filled with Premium and every light is green, I thought back on her fulfilling life. I … [Read more...]
It is with great pleasure that I hereby present to you my scientific treatise on the roaming habits, reproductive cycle and life span of the North American Wolf Spider (Rabidosa rabida) that was living behind my bookshelf last Tuesday – until he met his untimely demise. Many … [Read more...]
According to many of America’s highly recognized and lowly intelligent experts, the greatest threat to American security (besides global warming) is America’s own military. This is true because, and I quote, “Our army is broken.” So said Lawrence J. Korb, a senior fellow at the … [Read more...]
I travel a lot. I fly often. In my experience, I have witnessed the degeneration of pre-911 airport malaise, where it was difficult to find, much less catch the attention of, a transit official (see Security Guard), into what is now a virtual colonoscopy at the security … [Read more...]
People who say they love that good old country air have never been outside when the farmers have been spreading manure. Where I live, the first true sign of spring is the sight of the big green (and brown) manure trucks, affectionately known as honey wagons, barreling down the … [Read more...]