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Years ago my parents left for a quiet little Shangri La retirement community in Florida, where everything from groceries to church is within range of a pink or blue golf cart, and their backyard overlooks the seventeenth green. Every blade of grass and tropical bush is groomed by … [Read more...]
Okay, kids, let’s talk sin. As in the seven “deadly.” Can you name them with me? Pride, Greed, Envy, Grumpy, Gluttony, Sloth, and…the last one….? Dopey! Somehow I imagine these sins as short, and whistling. Nevertheless, they torment me, not with guilt, but with a nagging sense … [Read more...]
I am so embarrassed! My sweetie and I just got busted for parking. Yeah, that’s right, nearly 50 and graying, lit up by a deputy’s spotlight on the prowl for overly enthusiastic teenagers. That was the exciting part. What shamed us was what he caught us doing -- absolutely … [Read more...]
Here’s the deal, if you finish the toilet paper, replace the toilet paper! Don’t even think that by leaving two sheets of paper on the roll means you’re Scott free (sorry, I couldn’t resist), you’re not. Two sheets to wipe a #2 is two too few. Also, if you do get a new roll, … [Read more...]
All vegetable gardeners know there is one magical moment when the garden harvest yields the perfect variety of produce to actually make a dish. It happened to me last week. I had vine ripe tomatoes, fresh garlic, a large onion and jalapeños. Time to make some homemade salsa. I … [Read more...]