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Each person is born into this world with seemingly unlimited potential. I have recently been sorting through my life and have come across this whole wad of unused POTENTIAL. I was one of those who had the oodles of POTENTIAL -- genetics provided me with the POTENTIAL intellectual … [Read more...]
Today’s story is the strange tale of a midlife crisis, a motorcycle, an electric fence and horse droppings. And I want to emphasize here that this all happened to someone else who is not me at all. I know, I know, I have somewhat of a reputation for tactical errors. But I refuse … [Read more...]
I have offered up many excuses as to why I am one of two people left in America who does not carry a cell phone. The painful truth is this: I can’t face the stress of choosing ringtones. There are thousands, probably millions of choices. Cell users don’t just plug numbers into … [Read more...]
There comes a time when a woman’s hormones start fleeing her body faster than a man can click past Lifetime or he can lie when his wife asks, “Who’s prettier, me or my sister?’’ At this stage, a woman of a certain age must decide if she wants “hormone replacement therapy’’ also … [Read more...]
Now that Drew Carey has been named to replace Bob Barker on "The Price is Right," producers have recently released their audition remarks about recent high-profile applicants. Sadly, none of them were asked to "come on down." ------------------------ Applicant: Lewis "Scooter" … [Read more...]