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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 1st Place winner of our June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Notes On Finding A Mate

By Chris Adkins

(Editor's Note: Chris A. decided he wanted his last name shown after all!) People often say to me, “Chris, how did a slack-jawed knuckle-dragger like you manage to marry a Heaven-sent angel like Lily?” Meanwhile, people say to Lily, “Lost a bet, huh?” I'm sometimes asked for … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

My Life as a Diet

By Cathlene Smith

Little did I know, the diet would turn out to be emotionally devastating. So, I needed to lose a few pounds. I had thought about my approach and decided on the strictest diet possible. This would be the route to a figure worthy of a new swimsuit. Keeping a diary is very important … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Say Cheese

By Yvonne Minassian

According to Homeowner's World, people will risk their lives to re-enter a burning house to save their family's photo albums. The thought of losing baby photos, precious milestones, and the secret photocopies of your butt on the copier at work, cause regular folks to dash, fists … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Scythe Matters

By Chuck McKay

Since planting our first garden last year, we have learned a ton about what it takes to grow vegetables: 1)You can't just stick cucumbers and carrots and broccoli and spinach in the ground and expect them to grow. You have to plant the seeds. 2)Manure makes great fertilizer, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Dr. Mom…a PhD on Life

By Laurie Fabrizio

Recently, I was in line to renew my driver’s license at the DMV. A young mother was struggling to keep her toddler from ripping the forms off of the table. She struggled to drag the little nuisance up to the counter. “Occupation?” the clerk mumbled. She hesitated as her child … [Read more...]

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