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For those of you who may attend a Chinese banquet or are Chinese and are planning a big get together with family, I have compiled a set of guidelines that should help you in your preparation. With that said, here are some helpful hints on how to proceed: 1. You must select a … [Read more...]
I’ve always strived to be the best that I can be. I was that kid who put the extra BB into the windshield of that 74 Ford, striving to perfect the outline of a lone, single female boobie, the little nipple BB putting the finishing touches on that masterpiece. I felt Super as I … [Read more...]
The world of health care, which has inspired so much calm and thoughtful debate recently, will be much better off now that Americans have settled all their differences. Oh sure, there may be a teensy weensy little argument over which government bureaucracy will decide when and … [Read more...]
They say dogs are just like their owners. My dog scoots across the carpet on her rear end like an upright, motorized ceramic lawn ornament. The vet says her anal glands are impacted, but I think she has hemorrhoids. Young people never get hemorrhoids. Once you’re over 40 and … [Read more...]
In an ominous development reminiscent of the cold war, last week Russia was discovered to be amassing millions of cubic feet of frigid Siberian air, along the border of Ukraine and the small huddled States of the Baltic. The polar air build up coincides with Russia’s recent spate … [Read more...]