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“Hey dad, what’s the big T for?” I inquired at full voice upon entering church for a Christmas Eve service. Church was always tough for me. Even at the age of three I was questioning things. God and I have actually never run into each other there at all. Not to say we haven’t … [Read more...]
One night as I was stuck in Holiday gridlock, I looked up and saw a star. It was either that or the International Space Station, I’m not sure. It was pretty bright, though, compared to the red and green traffic lights I couldn’t seem to get through. The alleged star made me … [Read more...]
Before I got pregnant, I was a size 8. For five hours. On one day in 1991. More than a decade before I actually got pregnant, but technically the statement holds true. That’s one of the perks of becoming a Mommy. You finally have someone to blame for the extra pounds. I … [Read more...]
Recently I had to go to the drugstore to buy a tube of toothpaste. It took me an hour and a half and I almost had a nervous breakdown. In all honesty, I absolutely believe that there are people in psychiatric hospitals right now who are there as a direct result of shopping for … [Read more...]
The first time I fed our son Carter solid food, well, semi-solid food, it was quite a mess. It was a learning curve for both of us. My wife, Laura, almost over-heard my remark, a remark that made perfect sense to Carter and me, but I think would have not gone over so well with … [Read more...]