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For years now, I have been accompanying my beautiful bride to church. Some guys think church is a waste of time. Personally, I think that a fellow should attend church. It’s good for the soul, as my wife says. Our pastor once told me a man’s aim should be to meet with God and … [Read more...]
Mr. Benton, We want to first say that we sincerely appreciate your interest in the MBA program at our university. Having said that, however, we do have some concerns about admitting you to our fine institution. First off, it's spelled Y-A-L-E and there are no "I's" in our name … [Read more...]
"I’ve decided to open a restaurant. It will be a take-off on those neon eateries with their fleshy, nubile young servers whose real mission is to whet your appetite for more than what’s on the menu. My waiters and waitresses won’t be anything like those full-bodied babies. … [Read more...]
"The dust kittens in my house are so big I’m fitting them for collars. I’ve considered a spay/neuter program for them, but unfortunately it requires regular use of long-handled tools with suction -- quite a chore. I deal with such matters an emergency basis. Every housekeeper, … [Read more...]
January. It’s the month we curl up with a cup of tea during dark and frigid winter nights, counting the hours until spring and the pounds we’ve put on over the last two months. Cheer up. In case you didn’t know it, there are still plenty of reasons to celebrate this … [Read more...]