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I'll admit from the start I am not a technological genius. I tell people I just recently learned to use a ball point pen. For years, I couldn't work the stereo in our home because the console resembled an airplane panel with its buttons and knobs and blinking lights. It made me … [Read more...]
Dear People who keep creating technology I don’t know how to use, Could you please press pause on your creativity? There are already too many gadgets on the marketplace that I don’t understand how to use. Take some time off to spend your gazillions. Finish decorating your … [Read more...]
I knew it to be a mistake, right from the start. “Hey Dan, let’s go play some golf tomorrow”, said my friends. “I don’t know how to play golf, and I don’t have any clubs,” I offered with as much regret as I could credibly muster at the moment. “Don’t worry, they have rental … [Read more...]
Even when not under the influence of Pez, as an easily excitable child of the Sixties I would spend the entire month of December levitating in hyperkinetic anticipation. No visions of sugarplums danced in my enterprising head. Instead, my brainwaves were inventorying the imagined … [Read more...]
As a public service to those perplexed by Valentine's Day, I will attempt to address Frequently Asked Questions concerning deficiencies of the middle-aged man and romance. Q: What's the deal with men and lousy last-minute gifts of romance? A: For the middle-aged man under … [Read more...]