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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

DEC. 2011 / JAN. 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our DEC. 2011 / JAN. 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

ASS-inine

By Patty Clark

It’s scary becoming suddenly senior. Especially when you hear those words, “Time for a colonoscopy.” It’s bad enough going to the dentist for crowns and a root canal let alone probe a persons plumbing system. To begin, I thought I was going to be absorbing a killer tropical … [Read more...]

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Grumpy Old Men Forget To Mind Manners

By Burton Cole,

Of all the genders of the human species, only one is rated most likely to develop "mild cognitive impairment'' as it ages. Oh, wipe those smug looks off your faces, ladies. You had a 50-50 shot. Yes, according to research released in the medical journal "Neurology,'' men are up … [Read more...]

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DEC. 2011 / JAN. 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

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The Case of “The” Missing Articles

By Joel Habushq

It was a bleak Monday morning. So, as required by the Private Eye Union (PEU), I was nursing a hangover. Then, SHE walked in without knocking, but not without (...fill in with your own sexist comment here). “I hear you’re a good detective,” she vamped,“ as she leaned over my … [Read more...]

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Enter-Info-Tainment-Palooza-Aganza

By Christopher Hivner

The Entertainment Report Stu Hazzard reporting for the Moon County News Nerds We start with music today as Vancouver rockers Chad and the Chumbuckets release their fifth CD, Who Broke the Toaster? This release, their first on the Sand in My Underwear label, is quite a departure … [Read more...]

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Strengths and Weaknesses

By Pete Lopez

There are billions of people in this world but I guarantee that none of them are perfect. Everyone has places they shine, but nobody is immune from areas they are dim. Sure, Superman excels in almost every aspect but if you were searching for a companion to camp with on Mount … [Read more...]

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