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It had been years since I stepped inside a gym. I was the proud owner of a new membership, thanks to my big mouth declaring my New Years resolution of shedding twenty pounds. Day one, I lifted a little weight, gyrated around on some sort of electric monkey bars and rode on a … [Read more...]
All entrepreneurs know that the formula for financial success is to “see a need, fill the need,” and by financial success I mean the making of so much money that you have to carry the cash around in metal buckets – with two hands. So here’s my business plan for a hot new start … [Read more...]
Yes, I have been captured by a group of insulin-producing human aliens, who have forced me to join their cult, by injecting their foreign chemical into my own body. My problem began when a Doctor with a strange alien accent, announced that my soaring sugar count had convinced … [Read more...]
Dear white, powdery, delicate snow, It’s time you understand something. I know that we had a lot of fun growing up together and I enjoyed all those hours we spent with one another in my backyard, but I am no longer 9 years old. Taking you in my hands and rolling you around was … [Read more...]
You know that old saying, “Honesty is the best policy?” Honestly? That's such a lie. Let me be clear that I advocate honesty in personal interactions most of the time. Honest and ethical behavior is most important, absolutely paramount, in fact, in business dealings. However, … [Read more...]