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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

The Exhibitionist

By Seth H.

The day before my second college rowing race I was overweight by three pounds. A week prior I only had to drop down to 150 pounds but the next week one of the heaviest rowers came off the injured list. This meant the rest of us had to drop weight. My assignment was lowered to 148 … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

“It” Happens

By Pamela Frost

Due to food allergies, I have digestive difficulties a vat of Pepto Bismol can’t fix. A life condition that’s…inconvenient, to say the least, but my love of travel makes it downright treacherous. I’ve learned to cope. I keep clean underwear in my glove compartment. Driving down … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Unplug and Play Road Sign Game

By Burton Cole,

I was trapped in a passenger van for hours of highway with a gob of kids. Being an old man now, I dreaded the trip. But it was strangely quiet. I looked around the van. Wires dangled from the ears of every youngster. Their eyes were glued to handheld devices with flashing … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Ties Choke Out Fashion Sense

By Burton Cole,

Why are men considered dressed up when their collars are cinched shut by a tie? Is bearing a noose about one’s neck symbolic of the business world? The women next to these gasping men are judged by entirely different open-necked standards. Designers seem to think that the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Amazon PayPhrase Gets Nasty

By Amy Vansant

*NOTE: Every one of the following PayPhrase examples are actual suggestions from Amazon, which apparently hates me. I have never been much of a "shopper." I'd rather watch a Geico "Caveman" 24-hour marathon than go out to a mall. And now, thanks to Amazon, anything more … [Read more...]

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