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As my lovely job search continues, I notice a growing trend in the hiring process starting to provide unbridled pessimism for millions of hopeful applicants: The computer survey. “We don’t take letters or resumes,” the manager of a large company informed me. “Go to our website … [Read more...]
Family-Prized Sofa for Sale In perfect condition—only $100 or best offer (and we’re willing to consider any offer at this point)! This gently used, Concord grape-colored velvet sectional sofa—that truly doubles as a work of art—is only 10-ish years old and can be yours today. … [Read more...]
The Education Department has announced that it is recalling a half million high school graduates after officials discovered defects in the nation’s educational system. According to unnamed sources, several parts of the U.S. educational system were found to be working improperly. … [Read more...]
My son (age 9) was reading a new science book. I was in mid-sip of my coffee when he approached and asked an innocent question. “Hey Dad – did you know that when honeybee’s have sex the male’s testicles explode?” I sprayed beverage all over the newspaper. “Really?” I … [Read more...]
They often say to live every day of your life as if it’s your last. Actually very few people say that. I know I have never said that. I’m more of a “There’s always tomorrow” type of procrastinationarian. Live every day as if you’ll be bored sick tomorrow if you do it today. But … [Read more...]