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On a recent vacation, I pondered the warning sign posted as I crossed a state border: “Speed limit enforced by aircraft.” Does that message sound harsh? Maybe it’s the word nerd in me, but that term “enforced” just seems wrong. They monitor vehicular speed from the air, but how … [Read more...]
Maybe I waited too long to get started. I don’t know where the time went. It seems like only yesterday I was an incredible physical specimen. A Greek god. But somewhere between “Welcome Back Kotter” and “Boston Public” the pecs went to pot. When Jimmy Carter was in the White … [Read more...]
So, who are all the brainiacs who decided to get rid of Pluto? Frankly, I think they’re making a big mistake. First of all, I’m pretty sure it’s the only planet named after a Disney character, which is cool. And let’s not forget that Pluto was by far our cutest planet. Just like … [Read more...]
If you should find yourself down the shore during the hot, sweaty, dog days of summer with no desire to sizzle on the beach or swelter on the boardwalk, perhaps you could try surreying, which is an inexpensive, enjoyable way to have a stroke. To clarify, a surrey is a type of … [Read more...]
I’m off, kissing the dog and tossing a treat to my husband. By eight-thirty, I park outside the hot new club, Studio Code Blue, which caters to those heavily in denial. I enter, startled. The blinding fluorescent lights ensure no tripping. In the corner is a triage unit. EXIT … [Read more...]