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I remember as a child my father coming home from work and the following scene unfolding: My father would remove his shoes, grab the newspaper and head to the bathroom with the hopes of finding a few minutes of solitude. However, when my father seemingly reached the Promised Land … [Read more...]
I have rabies. Okay, not really, but, I might as well since my symptoms closely resembles it –- foaming at the mouth, the desire to lunge for the throat of the nearest person, profuse sweating. It’s called peri-menopause. One morning, I woke up with an overwhelming desire to … [Read more...]
Ah, the workout. Our often futile attempt to get in shape. What shape? There are all kinds of shapes. A circle is a shape. If I choose to be a circle, that should be OK, right? Anyhow, there are different types of workouts you can find at the gym. And everyone's doing … [Read more...]
“Honey,” my husband said one morning, “The scale is broken. It says I weigh three pounds more than I should.” I walked into our bathroom and stepped on the scale. “You’re right!” I gasped. “I’m five pounds over!” I drove to the store and bought a new scale. I hopped on first … [Read more...]
“Please, Baby. Please eat.” I droned to her tiny, flailing body. But, it was no use. What is wrong with me? I thought, beginning to panic myself. No matter what I tried, my perfect new baby found by breasts absolutely loathsome. Glancing down at the grotesquely engorged lumps … [Read more...]